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POLICY:
We strive hard to please our customers.
One way to best avoid any potential misunderstandings
is to clearly and effectively communicate our policy.

POEM & LOVE LETTER POLICY:
(All poems and love letters will only be mailed electronically in MS Word.)


1. We kindly request payment prior to project inception.
2. We will e-mail a first draft for your review within 3-7 days.
Upon approval, final draft will be e-mailed within 48 hours.
3. We will make every effort to compose precisely the right poem or love letter. Due to the customized nature of the product, in the unlikely event that you are not satisfied, we will be unable to offer any refunds.
4. Poems are $10.00 per stanza, with a six stanza limit.
5. Love letters are $5.00 per paragraph, with a 10 paragraph limit.

GREETING CARD POLICY:
Greeting cards may be purchased online via PayPal as follows:

$2.50 each
5 for $10.00
10 for $15.00
All for $30.00

COMEDY CD POLICY:
You may sample 3 sound bytes from
“The Comedy of Lenny Price” CD.
Full payment of $8.00 is required online, via PayPal
at the time of purchase.
Upon purchase, CD will be mailed
2 day priority mail, via USPS.

PRIVACY POLICY:
Your privacy is paramount! Payments are conducted on PAYPAL'S secure server. Any information you provide to this web site is confidential and we promise it will not be sold or traded to other merchants or directories!